Tomás Roncero took advantage of his appearance last night on El Chiringuito to give Leo Messi a scolding after the 4-0 against PSG.
Inter Miami is already out of the Club World Cup. Tomás Roncero used an argument that is starting to get tiresome among its followers to justify its failures: "Messi is in another dimension."
The world of "flower power" in which Messi lives
With subtle irony, Tomás Roncero recalled the "flower power" world in which Messi lives. He is always justified in his failures by his legion of defenders.
This is how Tomás Roncero explained himself on El Chiringuito:
"Messi, when he touches the ball, is another dimension. He lost 4-0 in that dimension. Liverpool scored four against him in that dimension.
Bayern Munich scored eight against him in that dimension. Manolas's Roma scored three against him in that dimension. Cholo's Atlético eliminated him twice in that dimension.
Messi is in another dimension
Mbappé's PSG eliminated him by scoring a hat trick at Camp Nou. Messi was always in that dimension. That's what's good about Messi, since he is in another dimension, he doesn't realize what's happening to his team.
They score four against him, eight fall on him... Since he is in another dimension, nothing can be said to him. Messi is immune.
His teammates say: "It's four, what do we do?" He is in another dimension. With the ball spinning in the ether. In another dimension, like Lobo Carrasco, that's why the immune life of both is so cool.
Eternally happy, in their happy flower power world. In another dimension.
Leo, they've scored four against you again! Don't worry, you're in another dimension. Once again floating and the little ball flies...
Daisies appear, and everything is happy because it's flower power. In the next World Cup, if Argentina concedes four, they'll be eliminated in another dimension. Messi will be eternal."
Tomás Roncero's conclusions about Leo Messi's constant failures were met with an ovation from those present. From everyone, except Lobo Carrasco, for obvious reasons.